Saturday, August 26, 2006
Heyo* my people. Yesterday Chris and I were walking up from the park and we heard this sound that sounded like a nasally duck. So we kept walking and we heard it a few more times. Then we saw this cat with these really nice eyes. While at the cat this kid rides up on his bike. We start to leave and the kid starts following us. After a while he makes the "duck'' sound. Then I say "omigod we thought that was a duck''. Then Chris whispers "I think he's stalking us". So then we keep walking and he makes the sound again and I jump halfway to Arizona. When we get to the corner we decide to break into a run and he keeps following us. Near the top he says very matter o' factual "no human is faster than a bike". Then we say even more matter o' factly "every human is faster than a byke*, bykes don't move by them selves". Then he says shut up in the duck voice and leaves. Thend.
*Heyo is a greeting that I made up.
We say byke because we're cool
*Heyo is a greeting that I made up.
We say byke because we're cool
# posted by Nicko @ 5:21 p.m. 
